(NOTE: This whole setup described is useless. Cloudflare offers this whole service for free with a much easier setup and 0 maintenance. Reported by an HN comment (my handle on HN is ttouch). Don’t use what I describe bellow unless you really have a reason not to use Cloudflare. That’s what this blog is about. Failures :) )
That’s what my mother always said when I was little. And don’t talk to strangers.